1. gaytable:


    Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me today. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

    i hate you

    (via cjsgoldfish)


  2. filthycurtains:

    Okay, srsly I need Maleficent to come back to OUAT so I can get Lana and Kristin together and acting like adorable idiots.

  3. (Source: lunalovelight)


  4. how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

    (Source: aiiimeeee, via unicornstickersrainbowkisses)


  5. "A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."


    I will reblog this every single time

    (via hogwartsastory)

    This is so fucking awesome

    (via dreckshure)

    (Source: quotethat, via jobethdalloway)

  7. deducingneville:



    That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

    I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

    I just


    my heart


    Very sneaky costume department



    (Source: ivegotmagic, via regallywicked)


  8. "You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can’t be miserable while you are eating a cookie."
    — Ina Garten (via inagartenproblems)

  9. brbjellyfishing:

    it’s so weird how names of old people were once young people names like there were little baby gertrudes and Mildreds and ednas walking around 100 years ago

    (via deqnweechester)

  10. I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

    (Source: hotbandimaginesandsmut, via rizzlesfandom454)